Bit So Fast

Not a Good Jewish Girlโœก๏ธ (@estherzelda0514) / X

Sister, I can assure you that women are capable of really bad sex. For instance:

1) A woman who used more teeth than anything else during a blowjob. That hurt and left marks. She was genuinely trying, just terrible.

2) A woman who bounced around like a crazed gorilla and almost broke my penis. I was just a human dildo to her. I might as well not have been there for all I got out of it.

3) A woman who stuck her finger up my butt without checking with me first. If I did that to a woman, itโ€™d be called โ€œrape.โ€

There are more, but thatโ€™s a good sampling. This is another example of โ€œwomen are wonderful, blameless, and cannot be held accountable for anything.โ€ I think women are probably bad at sex more often than men, to be clear.

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