Had a customer tell me in a meeting that they didn’t like my company’s backup policies.

Ok? Good for you? Cool and the Gang?

I nicely and politely said the corporate equivalent of, “I don’t give a fuck, deal” and then ignored all requests to change them¹. Customers be crazy, man.

1. They wanted the right to delete any data from backups that might be associated with them. Yeah, no, not gonna happen.