it’s gonna be so funny to see how absurd woke takes will have to get this decade for people to pay attention to them. we’re like a year max from “it’s racist to do the dishes”

— White Adorno (@GeraldFordVEVO) January 2, 2020

I fully expect (because it’s already kinda started), statements like, “It’s colonialism to eat anything but soy gruel and Impossible Burgers™ and shows that you are a true fascist Nazi!” as woke capital fully aggregates with neoliberal faux-activism.