I hate when almost anyone talks to me about the stock market because it’s everything I can do to control myself and not say, “Everything you just said is the most wrong it could possibly be. If you put what you just told me into a machine that specialized in making something as wrong as possible, that machine would melt down into slag because even it had never experienced something so vastly incorrect.”

When I talk to regular people about the stock market (which I try to avoid), I realize regular people should have absolutely nothing to do with the stock market ever.