Covid mask fights make plane travel more dangerous. Listen to your flight attendants.

Proposed policy for anti-masker mooks on flights: plane slows down enough so that an external door can be opened. Anti-masker passenger thrown out, chute thrown out at the same time. If the former passenger manages to get to the chute and put it on before high-speed ground smackage, we have a winner!

If not, well…no great loss.