Football/soccer is the most boring goddamn sport in the entire world. Chaotic running around and half the games end in a fucking 1-1 tie? Why does anyone like that? A sport essentially popular because it’s easy to play shouldn’t be a thing so many people are so passionate about. At least not in my mind.

I think I will never understand that sport. It’s what I’d watch if I needed a more-powerful pentobarbital. It’s just the lowest common denominator sport — which I guess makes sense.