How many people know that they shit on the floors of the Capitol? In fact, I didn't know until now… https://t.co/qRE6WKUHOZ

— Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇦 (@Noahpinion) October 14, 2022

I knew. Saw the photos.

But sure, they were just regular ol’ tourists, doing what tourists do…you know, shitting on the floors, beating people, stealing things. The usual. A tour group, definitely not an attempted coup.