How a highchair fight at the Golden Corral is a mirror for our souls (which aren’t pretty).
Ah, but who has not engaged in a highchair fight at the Golden Corral from time to time, I ask you? It’s a rite of passage, an initiation into the world of restaurant combat arts, a necessary preparation for early morning Waffle House throwdowns and parking lot pugilism.
No? Maybe it’s just me.