Only yuppies who’ve never been around goats would sign up to go on a “goat hike.” Goats would be terrible pack/hiking animals. They are ornery, wily, mean, and will charge you when your back is turned just for the fun of it.

Can’t find the page I was looking at last night about it now, but saw someone’s miserable experience with a “goat hike.”

It would never even occur to me to sign up for something like that, having grown up in the country. Goats are like the coyotes of the even-toed ungulate world, barely capable of being domesticated and always willing to show you who’s boss.