Class war

This is good.

Consider the recent standoff in Oregon between militia members and federal officials. While that was ongoing, wags in the blogosphere and the hip end of the media started referring to the militia members as โ€œYโ€™all-Qaeda.โ€ Attentive readers may have noted that none of the militia members came from the Southโ€”the only part of the United States where โ€œyโ€™allโ€ is the usual second person plural pronoun. To the best of my knowledge, all of them came from the dryland West, where โ€œyโ€™allโ€ is no more common than it is on the streets of Manhattan or Vancouver. Why, then, did the label catch on so quickly and get the predictable sneering laughter of the salary class?

My partner is from that general area (dryland West) and you know how often Iโ€™ve never heard her say โ€œyaโ€™ll?โ€

All the time!

(These glorious rhetorical constructions donโ€™t come free. Oh wait, yes they do.)

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