What the hell is wrong with America’s establishment liberals?

What, indeed? The idea that Russia — even if they did some successful hacking — had any real influence on the election at all is fucking ludicrous. It’s absurd. It’s something little kids believe about the big bad bogeyman hiding under the bed.

Clearly something horrifying has happened to America’s great liberal intellects. One moment they were yapping along in the train of a historic political movement; now, ragged and destitute, they wander with lolling tongues in search of anything that might explain their new world to them.

Before the election, I didn’t think it was possible to be more disappointed in my fellow liberals.

Damn was I ever wrong.

And also, game theory: something that nitwits think makes them sound cool.