Yo

This is how I was also nearly expelled from high school.

I published with some friends in ninth grade a satirical underground paper called Yoโ€™ Mama that sent up the administration, teachers, world events and the like. It was, as the subtitle went, โ€œRude, Crude, and Socially Unacceptable.โ€

We sold each copy for fifty cents each and it became something of a hit for a few months. I was a good writer, and a few other people who had a real ear for comedy luckily agreed to work with me in its production.

Of course, the paper and everything in it incensed the administration and one day I was called into a meeting with two different principals (one from the so-called ninth grade center and one from the main high school) and several other very important muckity-mucks. I was told in no uncertain terms to halt publishing and distribution of Yoโ€™ Mama immediately or be expelled.

Having no other real choice, I agreed to stop publication and then had to break the news to my collaborators that day. We were proud of ourselves, though. Weโ€™d put out a product that people wanted and were willing to pay for and that was true and good enough that it caused such a ruckus. We worked hard on it, too. Many late nights writing, collating, binding and all the other tasks that must be done when you need hundreds of copies of something.

What I hadnโ€™t realized, though, is that the paper had spread to the main high school en masse somehow so when I started there the next year everyone already knew who I was. โ€œHey, hey, arenโ€™t you Mike? The dude who published Yoโ€™ Mama? Man, that shit was funny, had me laughing my ass off in class.โ€ And similar things Iโ€™d get in the hallway or at lunch; dozens of kids coming up to tell me how hilarious they thought Yoโ€™ Mama was and wishing I could still publish it.

That paper coincided with me attempting to improve myself in other ways, so it was very fortuitous timing. I hadnโ€™t even started at the main high school and I was already a mini-legend when I walked in the door for publishing a paper that everyone had loved and that had nearly gotten me expelled.

Yoโ€™ Mama
wasnโ€™t the only thing that changed my life right about then, but it certainly helped a great deal. Reputation is like capital. It builds on itself and walking into a brand new school already being known as a rebel publisher of an unjustly-banned paper certainly didnโ€™t hurt matters.