Multi Int

Itโ€™s always been odd when people have told me that I canโ€™t be as good as I am at reading comprehension, processing and integrating information quickly and just general language stuff because I am terrible at operational math.

And then I totally mog them them by taking a four-hour 150-question exam with a migraine and passing it โ€” again, with a fucking bad migraine โ€” in 43 minutes1. In fact when I came out the proctor asked if I needed a break. I said, โ€œNo, all done.โ€ Then she said, โ€œBut thatโ€™s the long test!โ€ And then something about how she didnโ€™t think Iโ€™d be done for another couple of hours. Donโ€™t remember her exact words there because I was both very nauseous and near keeling over.

Trust me, bro, you can put me up against 10,000 randomly-selected people in those areas I mentioned in my first paragraph and I will tear them all apart like they are made of tissue paper. But I still cannot solve a quadratic equation and never will be able to do so.

  1. If Iโ€™d not had a migraine, it wouldโ€™ve been more like 15-20 minutes. For a signifanct part of the exam, I could barely see the screen. It was too late to reschedule the very expensive company-paid exam.