An advantage of my tendency to tell actual authorities to fuck right off is that scammers pretending to be authorities have zero chance with me.
Killin’ It
Some At Least
Not even two full days into the new year and I’ve already found 21 new songs I like. And no, none of them are AI-generated.
What’s that about there being no good new music?
Bit Roll
If at least once a day I don’t make my computer do something the developers attempted to prevent me from doing, I’m not happy.
That’s just how I roll.
Aim To Misbehave
I have an aversive, contrarian personality naturally. But growing up as I did made it far worse.
If someone is telling me what to do, I first assume it’s because they want to harm me. True for much of my life. This tendency to disobey is not always a benefit, but it has kept me out of situations others become all-too-easily ensnared in.
Overall it has helped me, but it’s a hard road to walk sometimes.
Actually Guten
My gf got me some cool-ass presents for Christmas. I have a good life.
The Burden
One of the disadvantages of being loaded and having the awesomest girlfriend in the known universe is that you spend a lot lot of time wrapping presents before Christmas.
Flirty
It is insane how flirty women are with me now compared to how they used to be before I worked out so much.
When women claim women don’t care about looks…well, remember what I told you how much to listen to ladies about dating. Which is, not even a little bit.
Captcha the Flag
Gotsta dial back all the wacky stuff and config in my browser. Half the sites don’t think I’m human.
Which I ain’t. So there.
Recommend
I was not on maternity leave obviously, but I did the same thing after a two-week vacation on a job that I’d grown increasingly frustrated with. There, I’d get 500-1,000 emails a day. I rolled back in, took one look at my inbox, and deleted every single thing in there. There were no consequences other than not having 10,000+ emails to deal with.
Recommend, would do again.
Eupress
Another impossible celebrity workout done so I can keep oppressing you all with my eugenics.
Salt-N-Pepa
I knocked out 80 push-ups in each of three sets tonight; 240 total. I lost all those records years ago, but I believe I never even did that many in the army in only three sets.
Still getting stronger.
Extending
Here’s the Firefox extensions I’ve written so far:
They’re all signed, but not available on the Mozilla Add-ons site; I don’t need that kind of drama. They all do pretty much what they say on the tin.
Wolv
Without artificial enhancements such as HGH and anabolic steroids, it takes 5-7 years of working out quite hard to get close to a Marvel superhero level body.
Probably a bit less if you’re younger. So I see why more people don’t do it. It takes continual, focused effort and eating well enough to get it done — all the while, people will tell you it’s “impossible.”
Luckily, I’ve made doing the impossible and laughing at the haters and losers my whole thing.
Conv
Glad we optimized our lives for low monthly cash burn while still living pretty luxuriously. And that was before all this shit started. Doing the smart thing before it’s needed is where it’s at. (And I am sure to many idiot leftists, that also counts as bullying.)
Even with eating out and all that, our required monthly outlay is only about $2,000, including the insanely high California property taxes.
Not bad. Not bad at all. We can earn that working at a convenience store if needed. Or I could return to daytrading again; pretty sure I can make $2k in a few hours most months.
Boomdown
If I can find on average 10-20 new songs a day that I like, what the fuck is wrong with all y’all?