Recursus

Whatโ€™s something that didnโ€™t make sense when you went to another country?

When I go to any other Western country and then come back to the US — fucking everything.

We got no mass transit, our food sucks, poverty and decay is rampant, our health care is a scam and our people look like they been mating with water buffaloes. I know other countries have their problems but the US is by far the most third world of the first world countries. It’s not even close.

If I hadn’t met my current wonderful and amazing partner, I would’ve definitely gone overseas (pissing off all feminists, always a good thing) to meet a long-term partner. And no, it’s not because I can’t meet American girls. Met plenty. Almost all terrible because of the nature of our society. And it’s only gotten worse with insidious social media destroying minds left and right.

A good guide to life: do basically the opposite of what the Fat Acceptance people and modern feminists declare is good and you’ll be set.

Friendlike

Reminder: Nobody at work is your friend.

This a million fucking times.

People who actually think they have friends at work: LOL. Those people would throw you under the bus in a second if it meant they got to keep their job or get a raise. Have seen it too many times.

The people commenting there are fucking delusional. And yes, it’s okay to be friendly at work. But don’t think for a second that almost everyone you’re friendly with would not stab you in the back to get some advantage. Because they really would.

Aise

God, this whole fucking debate is clownish.

I thought at least he was smarter than this. The reasons for the malaise in young people are these:

Come on, this stuff isn’t hard. Why are motherfuckers so damn shit-stupid about this? The data is just fucking right there.

Fuck.

Brain Blaster

Men who gave up on dating, what happened?

I think social media has destroyed most women mentally. It’s had less of an effect on men because they don’t use it as frequently and when they do, don’t care about it as much. I truly believe social media combined with smartphones is an enormous cognitohazard, and that it affects women far worse than men.

On social media, women are told that their presence (and vagina, because men are nothing but raging sex beasts, natch) is enough — that they do not and should have not to do anything nor contribute a single thing to a relationship. Then they act all shocked pikachu face when that turns out to be untrue — but still take no lessons from it.

Social media of the Facebook/InstaGram variety is pure poison and ruined an entire two generations of women. There are a whole lot of 3s who think they are 10s and who deserve the princess treatment. They don’t realize, though, that they are just princesses of a meth-encrusted Port-a-Potty outside of Flint, Michigan. And then wonder why millionaires over six feet tall with six packs aren’t flocking to them.

It’s a mystery, that one.

Stalkless

I’m not the stalking type (who has the time for that nonsense?), but if I do become one and you want me to stop stalking you, just get a coupla tattoos. That’ll be the end of that. I’m petty, I know it. But I cannot help it.

Murdrum

Dang, Darby in A Murder at the End of the World is a snoopy kewpie. She paws through more people’s stuff than a Labrador who smells some beef jerky somewhere.

Good character but I’m not leaving anything laying around if she’s there. She gonna start pawing and licking.

Knockout

Hate horror all you want, but I think Dawn of the Dead (2004) has the best opening sequence of any movie made before or since. What a banger. I’m having trouble thinking of a film that comes close to that open. Maybe Leone’s Once Upon A Time In The West?

The Matrix is also a strong contender. I saw it in the theater and the bit in the cold open where Trinity jumps and the film goes into bullet time, the whole audience gasped. That was magic. Glad I got to experience that.

Sys

I applied for a sysadmin position and Iโ€™m afraid Iโ€™ve bitten off far more than I can chew.

For some reason most programmers think they can be good sysadmins because programming is “harder.” Then they try it and become disillusioned right quick. Most fail at being sysadmins because they are completely different skills and require totally different types of thinking.

However, I’ve seen absurdities on Hacker News like, “Why do we need all these networking guys? I found my IP address at the command line easily.”

And, “Why do we need DBAs? I installed Microsoft SQL Sever and it was just ‘click, click, click.'”

The depths of cluelessness there is astounding. They see being a sysadmin the same way. But in a lot of ways programmers are the physicists of the IT world. They believe their insight into programming allows them to know and understand everything in less than a second that takes mere mortals years to learn and get truly skilled at. And, as with physicists, they are completely, totally, laughably wrong.

Not all programmers are this way. But most are.