This woman sounds like a puritan piece of shit even if I agree with many of her points.

This reminds me of how many women and men believe they are divine beings, a gift to the universe, while actually being whiny little pricks. She seems like the epitome of a whiny little prick really. Women like this have extremely high self opinions though offering nothing other than lots of lip filler and not-very-clever snark while being woefully dumb. And they are also never good at sex, either, so there is nothing at all compensatorily redeeming about them.

Every man over 35 who has dated more than three people has run across one like this, and then run the other way posthaste due to their extreme toxicity.

And here I speak from bitter experience.

Apart even from how poorly applications work now, the internet has been sanitized, standardized and monetized so that it’s as boring as the beige box buildings we’re constructing everywhere nowadays. Meanwhile, dipshit clowns tell me this is for “security” and “for my own good.”

I know most people actually believe this, the propaganda victims that they are. They do not possess their own minds. They sold them cheaply to others long ago. But I refuse to do so.

What the hell does this have to do with Christmas? https://t.co/gUxL6pMC3X pic.twitter.com/LjFlZ9UEeF

— Leslieoo7  (@Leslieoo7) June 4, 2023

The US has a very sick culture.

I feel like PETA could come up with a better argument than this https://t.co/tr5TrCFX1Y

— Noah "Rabbit = Good Friend" Smith 🐇🇺🇦 (@Noahpinion) June 3, 2023

Oh, I’d most definitely eat a T. Rex. Not all of it, probably. At least not all at once. But I’d definitely do some snackin’.

Shit y’all, it’s nice being back on 1Gbs symmetrical fiber again:

And only $55 a month too.

It’s weird when people say, “Medical science has gotten so good, obese people live nearly as long as the non-obese!” Well so fucking what. I care about quality of life too, and I don’t understand why more people don’t. And the QOL of the obese — especially as they get older — is pretty crummy.

Meanwhile, I’m nearly as fit as I was at 23 and can do things a lot of people half my age cannot do. And like McDonald’s, I’m lovin’ it.

I like doing the impossible because the merely improbable just became too damn easy.

How on Earth did Americans redefine "pedophilia" to mean "being attracted to a 29-year-old"?

Sick society. https://t.co/r1DhmzH8AB

— Noah "Rabbit = Good Friend" Smith 🐇🇺🇦 (@Noahpinion) June 1, 2023

It is sick. And if being attracted to a 29-year-old is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

"One employee viewed thousands of video recordings belonging to female users of Ring cameras that "surveilled intimate spaces in their homes such as their bathrooms or bedrooms" 🤢https://t.co/htnTKYW5OZ

— Tits McGee (@Scientits) June 1, 2023

Vile and I could not think of anything more fucking boring. What the hell?

I lost a bit of weight recently and now my pants no longer fit. I look kingly but I wish my pants still fit. I don’t like wearing belts but it’s starting to be that if I do not, my pants end up around my ankles.

The answer is that there were a lot of silent-era films where the butler did it. There were quite a few between 1915-1927. This is where the trope was more widely dispersed.

The deeper answer is that the wealthy are always suspicious and a little afraid of their hired help, especially ones who know such intimate details about one’s life as a butler would. Thus, the trope appears almost out of thin air.

The majority of human beings cannot fully comprehend a statement that has a conditional as a key part of its meaning.

This sounds incredible to those who can, but I'm pretty sure it's true.

— Yishan (@yishan) May 29, 2023

Oh, this is absolutely true. I’ve learned not to use conditionals in emails because nearly 100% of the time they will not be understood.

George Orwell, 1945: https://t.co/bcNUVEQtEw pic.twitter.com/wfledKQyHF

— Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇦 (@Noahpinion) May 29, 2023

Many plants are smarter than many humans. I said that to my partner a few days ago.

Rushing Ukraine to the negotiating table with a country that doesn’t think Ukraine should exist is insane. Like it sounds nice to Support Peace until you remember anything Putin has said so far, then it’s clear that any peace would be a resupply period for the next war.

— Daniel (@growing_daniel) May 29, 2023

How that is not clear to every-fucking-one I have no idea.

Whoever names these products in China should really consult with someone who is a native English speaker:

“Honey, grab the Jackery, we’re going camping!”