Another reason for the aliens to kill us all.

I estimate that I was left alone in cars for 100-200 hours before the age of 10. Maybe more. It’s not like I counted.

No car seats then, so my parents would say, “If you get hot, get out of the car and walk around.”

And I’d say, “OK.”

And that was that. When you treat everyone like a dumbass, here’s what you end up with: dumbasses.