Never

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Never in all my days have I found the desire to lick a wall.

I think they have special schools for people who do that sort of thing.

Is that supposed to be sexy? All I can imagine is how bad it would taste and the 37 kinds of ebola Iโ€™d die from.

Still, you could say sheโ€™s wall-mounted.

0 thoughts on “Never

  1. After I discovered the existence of furries, I can’t be shocked by any kind of kinks anymore.
    Crossdressing? Ok. Lick a wall? Fine. Playing Jack Bauer vs the untalkative terrorist? Whatever.
    Ah, the day the Internet took my innocence away… *violins playing in the background*

  2. “After I discovered the existence of furries, I canโ€™t be shocked by any kind of kinks anymore”

    Furries are the tip of the iceberg of weird sexual obsessions enabled by the internet…. they are pale ice cream compared to some of the stuff out there.

    Hmmmm (hazy camera, harps) I’m remembering Portal of Evil* and …. oh god, the memories… I almost succeed in forgetting…. sometimes…..

    *a site that used to actively search for weirdo stuff and then provide links for a shell-shocked world….

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