How Could

Well, the technocrats told me that art is a luxury and distracts from productivity, and the liberals told me that sex is not a basic human drive.

You mean…they weren’t correct? How could that be? They are so well-educated!

Rocks

And they just take that as a given, like that wasn’t a choice. They just assume it must be that way. It’s amazing to see how the “best and brightest” can be dumber than very dumb rocks. Our education system is worthless.

Loaning

That’s a bailout that actually helps regular people, too. That’s how you do it, and we could do it if we wanted to. That’s why people are angry — $1.5 trillion will be loaned to banks, but nothing will be done for anyone else.

The Point

You fucking dipshit, yes this is how it works but the point that people are attempting to make about these bailouts (and yes, they are bailouts) is that the same consideration was not given to homeowners during the Great Recession and is not being given to student debtors now. The banksters and their companies have been given every chance, every advantage, with direct and indirect bailouts, the ability to make free money with low-interest loans which they then loan out at 10-100x the prime rate, all while people’s homes were foreclosed on and they were left with nothing.

Now tell me what happens if, say, a student loan debtor were to be bailed out, even absent absolving them of the loan altogether (which is what actually should be done). It’d be something like the government taking over the loan and converting it to a 40-year loan with a 0.5% interest rate. For a typical 10-year non-deferred student loan debt of $50,000, that’d make a $600 monthly payment go to $115. (And the loan would become de facto cheaper over time as the interest rate is below inflation.)

That’s something similar to what the banks are allowed. The above is also then not a free handout, but I am sure this self-professed neoliberal fuckstick would be opposed to it. I hate “smart” people.