Stimulus checks are being spent on dildos, tigers, guns and stripper poles.

Indeed! I bought a stripper pole where one side is a dildo/gun (have to be careful with that one) and the other side is a tiger leash.

By the way, this is neoliberal propaganda for why there should not be a stimulus as “those people” will just buy frivolous items with it. Pure, typical propaganda of the “Welfare Queen” genre.