How we met: ‘I hitchhiked to Kathmandu and spent days searching for her.’

For today’s liberals, this relationship would be no good for these reasons:

• There’s a two-year age gap.
• Both were in the same field.
• Some (what today would be called) mutual stalking.
• Cultural appropriation.
• Appears to be actual attraction, not just some contract negotation.

Yep, totally evil.