You have not lived — merely existed — until you’ve experienced the awesome flavor of this industrial aftermath. Behold, dear readers:

There are no words for how Cheese Wow! changes you. There is only the analogy of the creeping oblivion that spiders across the wall behind you as you slumber, looming, expectant — eager even — and then when you give in to the temptation and dispense some Cheese Wow! into your mouth, the phantasm strikes, and the devourer is in fact not you but Cheese Wow! Your life is then consumed by regrets and your existence revealed as a meaningless and flimsy sham as Cheese Wow! opens the true abhorrence of the universe to your eyes — eyes that can never again be shut against this revelation.