Paper straws are such an incredible let-down, and frankly they simply don’t work.

I am reminded of how impressive plastic is and how transformative plastic consumer products must have been when first introduced every time I end up in a situation like this. pic.twitter.com/k7r6SntHj2

— Star Simpson (@starsandrobots) July 17, 2022

Paper straws are fucking terrible. I hate very fucking liberal idiot who had anything to do with that ever. Fuck you all.