I had "long COVID" for 2 months. It was a lingering cough.

— Philadelphia is a nice city and you should visit🔔 (@PhillyStan76) December 6, 2022

Yep. At leats 50% of Long Covid was/is probably not Covid-related at all, and of the remainder 90% is “I had a cough that lasted for a few months.”

Don’t get me wrong: there are real cases of Long Covid, just as there are for any similar virus and resultant post-viral syndromes. But they’ll be about the same rate as normal. Civilization-destroying levels of Long Covid are not and will not be a thing no matter how many times people get Covid. I know many on the left wish for this, but they are right outta luck.