No Win

I Keep Getting Dress Coded, and itโ€™s Pissing Me Off.

I had a girlfriend with a voluptuous figure like this and she also constantly got in trouble at work for wearing completely normal clothes.

Her work: You canโ€™t wear clothes that show any cleavage at all! Itโ€™s too distracting.

So she switches to turtlenecks and shirts with zero cleavage.

Her work: You canโ€™t wear shirts like that! They just emphasize how large your chest is and are too distracting!

Eventually she just went off on a few people and explained loud enough for the entire office to hear that no matter what she wore, her breasts were going to be big and she wasnโ€™t going to come to work dressed in garbage bags to satisfy a few prudes. It was all women giving her issues, by the way. No men. Mostly they were just jealous, as is often the case.