Gothica

This is funny, and true, but when malls decided they were for Directly Observable CapitalismTM only and not for any hanging around, being social and having some sort of community function they became much more boring. And, funnily enough, much less profitable. This shows that social control trumps profit, as I’ve long posited. It was more important to restrict social spaces than it was to make money. The tale everyone spins is that the internet killed malls. But that’s not really true. It was the ownership class deciding that the interests of fuddy-duddies who didn’t actually spend that much money were more important than those who purchased the most but were younger and less socially powerful.

I could not find it again, but think it was on Reddit — anyway, there was a story someone told about they and their 18-22ish-year-old friends hanging around at a Starbucks nearly every day, not being disruptive, just chilling. Then out of nowhere, the owner asked them to leave and not come back. So they did. Turned out this group and their friends who would drop by also sometimes were responsible for something like 30% of the store’s sales alone. The drop in orders was so severe that when the owner saw one of them again, he apologized profusely, gave them all a free couple of days of drinks and asked them to please, please come back.

Malls never did the “begging to come back” part. The fact is, most people are dumbasses most of the time. Mall owners are no exception.

Run

Introverts make the world run and extroverts make it connect. Both are necessary, as much as extroverts get on my nerves at times (not my extrovert friends, though!).

Lately, there’s been a lot of effort to deny that introverts really even exist. Man, fuck all y’all who say this. Introverts are more likely to be laid off when that time comes, more likely to be excluded even from social events they want to attend, and are more likely to be ignored.

Yet those horrible introverts are also more likely to get really difficult things done that require tons of concentration and perseverance, and more likely to be the hidden social glue of groups as they tend to notice things that other people miss or gloss over. The fact is that extroverts are not usually all that emotionally intelligent — they are just gregarious. And that’s not at all the same thing.

And yes, we introverts very much exist.

Average Day

What is life actually like in the States?

It’s pretty routine. After I lift my head off my pillow of AR-15s, I trip over my Barrett M82A1 sniper rifle as I make my way to the bathroom. There’s a vagrant who has broken in so I slice him up and throw him out in the back yard. Will bury him with the rest later. It’s kind of cold, so he’ll keep.

Then I eat my breakfast of two Big Macs, two large fries and wash it down with two 64 ounce Big Slurps. I’m trying to eat a bit more healthily so I skip the usual milkshake and slice of pie. Time for work. I get in my five ton lifted truck (bumper sticker: Calvin pissing on a Chevy logo) and accidentally run over a neighbor kid. Timmy, I think his name was. Oh well, they’ll make another. It happens. I roll coal out of the driveway and head down the interstate.

I make it to work, managing only to mow down a few bikers too slow to get out of the way of my glorious Ford Childcrusher 5000. I pull into my parking space and my boss tells me I’m laid off. I think of blasting him with my .357 but then I’d probably get a bad reference and also lose my health insurance. Then I’d have to do a socialism and go on Medicaid. Not gonna happen. My diabetes medication is $600 a month without that.

My kid calls. It’s another school shooting. She’s alright but she saw a few of her friends die before she could return fire. That’s ok. Gotta toughen ’em up somehow, right?

I drive back home. Time for lunch. I’m looking forward to downing a pound or two of bacon with some chocolate milk to wash it down. But just as I’m climbing from the cab, some of the ex-vagrant’s friends arrive with SAWs. I pull my AK-47 out of the toolbox but I’m too late. I’m killed in the ambush. I’m so heavy my body cracks the pavement as I tumble to the ground.

And that’s the average American’s day.

Climate Change Is Stealing Weeks of Winter, Unnerving Ski Area Owners.

Giant Companies Took Secret Payments to Allow Free Flow of Opioids. Let Luigi out; he has some business to take care of.

As Putin presses his hybrid war, Europe presses the โ€˜snoozeโ€™ button. And we’ll be bailing these fuckers out.

What We Have Here Is a Rudderless Ship. Thoughts on the Democratic post-election drift.

The Movement to Free Schools of Smartphones Is Winning. Smartphones should probably be only used by those 18+.

FTC announces final rule banning junk fees on tickets and hotels. Thank you, Lina!

He kept pausing mid-sentence, searching for words. Not complex words – basic ones. Like his brain was buffering. AI rot happening to humans.

Insurers Are Deserting Homeowners as Climate Shocks Worsen.

The China Shock Behind the Honda-Nissan Merger Talks.

U.S. Weighs Ban on Chinese-Made Router in Millions of American Homes.

Is your air fryer spying on you? Itโ€™s time to stop buying unnecessary โ€˜smartโ€™ devices. Only a dumbass buys a smart device.

My sister needed the right wheelchair to survive. Insurance refused it till the end.

Amazonโ€™s 6th RTO Mandate Loses Steam.

The Other DMV

It’s been fascinating to watch women incel themselves with tattoos. To put it in bluntest terms, tattoos decrease a woman’s dating market value greatly and mean that for women with more than one or two small ones, it reduces their chances to be with the top 1% men they want by 90 percent or more.

Then they carp about men’s “war on tattoos” and that sort of thing. They sound just like incels, often even using the same language. Strange exercise in self-harm and then complaining that you’ve made a choice and that the choice had consequences. Again, just like incels.

Poland

The Price of Russian Victory: Why Letting Putin Win Would Cost America More Than Supporting Ukraine.

Allowing Russia to defeat Ukraine would cost the United States about seven times more than preventing a Russian victory.

Far more than that. Because if we let Russia win, we’ll be fighting Russia in Poland in 2028 or a bit later. I’d estimate the financial cost of that war at $5 trillion or so. And that’s only the monetary burden; hundreds of thousands to millions will be killed and lives will be disrupted forever.

We should not let that happen. But we probably will.

Chaser

I’m with Natalia. If someone grabbed my kid in public, I’d stab them in the throat and twist. And then stab them a few more times to make sure they couldn’t get up to chase me. I don’t care about their mental problems or why they’re doing it. I’m gonna live and they’re not. Simple equation.

The lefties and libs really do believe that everyone should just let the delirious vagrants and “unhoused” have some free assault, as a treat. It’s not exaggeration; it’s completely real and absolutely batshit crazy. And people wonder why mass transit ridership is falling. It’s no mystery at all, though.

Ukrainian troops say inexperienced North Koreans are making easy targets. Most Russians in theater are volunteers; all North Koreans are conscripts.

Trump will destroy the government agencies that most help working people. Well, that’s the goal, right?

The Push for Puberty Blockers Got Ahead of the Research.

Iโ€™m Not Throwing Away My Black Plastic Spatula. Yes, they can have scary chemicals in them. But letโ€™s take a closer look at the research.

LFGSS and Microcosm shutting down 16th March 2025 (the day before the Online Safety Act is enforced). Contra what you’ve heard, big companies love excessive regulation as only they can afford to comply with it. Thus, consolidation and monopoly is promoted.

Solo Songwriters.

Prices Wonโ€™t Stop Falling in China, and Beijing Is Grasping for Solutions.

RFK Jr. Is Giving Infectious Diseases a Promotional Tour. We nearly eradicated polio with a vaccine in the 1950โ€™s. But the probable new leader of the HHS has plans that will bring back such life-threatening illnesses.

The Germany We Knew Is Gone.

Europe Has Choice of Doing Hard Work or Facing Next to No Growth.

Russia to prepare for war with NATO.

Germany Is Unraveling Just When Europe Needs It Most.

China Launches Hypersonic Test Planes From Drones, Balloons.

The Housing Affordability Crisis Is Going Global.