As Emperor of Ohio, I will command a fleet of autonomous drones decorated in baroque style that hover ominously and mysteriously above the conquered lands of Indiana, Kentucky, and Pennsylvania https://t.co/ja9oV1bXCQ
— Noah Smith 🐇 (@Noahpinion) June 6, 2025
As emperor of Florida, I will field a fleet of alligator-toting drones that will swoop down when you offend me and allow Mr. Chompy and pals to rip your face off.
Do not trifle with Mr. Chompy.
I’m 88 and Work With No Savings, Used to Have Half a Million Saved.
This is a sad story, but it’s also full of calamitously boneheaded financial decisions that led to inevitable doom. Flipping houses? Are you flipping crazy?
And pulling money from mutual funds to buy a house?
Also, she received a lump-sum payout of $800,000 in today’s dollars from a pension buyout, got a return of 10% to 12% annually and is broke now? Clownish. They must’ve lost vast amounts on that house flipping scheme.
You do the stupid, the stupid returns tenfold.
Kudos to the director and DoP on that video. Great idea gorgeously and movingly executed. Perfect.