As Emperor of Ohio, I will command a fleet of autonomous drones decorated in baroque style that hover ominously and mysteriously above the conquered lands of Indiana, Kentucky, and Pennsylvania https://t.co/ja9oV1bXCQ
— Noah Smith 🐇 (@Noahpinion) June 6, 2025
As emperor of Florida, I will field a fleet of alligator-toting drones that will swoop down when you offend me and allow Mr. Chompy and pals to rip your face off.
Do not trifle with Mr. Chompy.