I've been playing around on Zillow and I honestly want to understand what single homeowners do with all this space. Do you have… bedrooms that are just empty or something?

— Spooky👻OnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) October 17, 2020

If you want any significant amount of exercise equipment at home you need a lot of space. Barbell equipment, squat rack, dip bar, and two or three machines can easily take up 600+ square feet. And you need more even if you are doing snatches or clean and jerks.

And if you ask, as some dipshits do, “Why not just got to the gym?” Have you noticed there is a huge fucking pandemic around? So glad I have my own equipment. And second, even during non-pandemic times, I wouldn’t go the gym because I am not social enough.

Apart from that, it’s nice to have an office. And plenty of other hobbies take up lots of space.