Slackjawedness

This is just a reminder of how really different people are. There are folks who really do want their Slack to be blowing up all the time, while I cannot imagine anything more hellish and productivity-destroying.

If nothing were in Slack all week, Iโ€™d love it. Thatโ€™d never happen, but itโ€™s a damn beautiful dream. When someone messages me in Slack I delay responding for as long as possible (sometimes even if itโ€™s my boss) as I hate that useless chatter channel so much. Any other medium to contact me is better and more trackable. Slack is a huge productivity destroyer and concentration conflagrator.

Iโ€™d bet $100K (if there were any definitive way to prove it) that one reason productivity numbers have stagnated is due to use of Slack and other Slack-like tools. They are just a playground for extroverts who prevent others from getting work done.

Sometimes, I donโ€™t respond to Slack messages for 2-3 days and then say, โ€œOh! You shouldโ€™ve put a ticket in. My team wouldโ€™ve taken care of it nearly immediately.โ€ This has been working fairly well.