That takes talent

Something I noticed is that on Windows 10, the Metro โ€œcalcโ€ app is slow to start.

The damn calculator app. Starts up slowly. Even on an SSD.

How can you make a calculator app slow to start? I used a calculator app on a MacIntosh in 1986 on hardware that was literally 1/10,000 as fast as what we have now โ€” and it opened in less than a second.

But some wit over here said it best about what the calculator app is actually doing. Comment reproduced in full:

Thatโ€™s because rather than loading calc.exe when you type calc it actually doing far more:
1) Adding โ€œcalcโ€ to your database of invisibly tracked user information
2) sending that updated database to Microsoft
3) waiting for Bing to generate some useless internet search results for โ€œcalcโ€
4) looking through all its indexes for every file on your PC for the word โ€œcalcโ€
5) searching the Windows Store for premium matches it can sell you for โ€œcalcโ€
6) thrashing the storage subsystem whilst you wait for calculator to appear in the start menu because it hasnโ€™t been rebooted in weeks, only hibernated and superfetch-readyboosted in a false attempt to speed up your boot times.
Eventually, it decides that it canโ€™t monetise your four letters and begrudgingly shows you the shortcut that Windows Vista and 7 displayed so fast that youโ€™d have needed a high-framerate camera to have spotted any delay.

The more I use Windows 10, the more I hate it. Letting the morons win in computing has produced nothing but harm.

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