Cooling Off

Oh, fuck you, lady. You can always tell when dumbasses live somewhere that never gets all that hot or humid. And where it cools down at night.

Put her in Florida or Texas or Southern California and she’d be begging for AC. I hate those clowns so much.

Neverest

Why do people who aren’t funny and don’t make jokes get offended when it’s observed by others that they aren’t funny? Like, they aren’t even trying to be funny so why do they care?

It’d be like me getting offended if someone tells me I’ve never climbed Everest. I’ve never even tried or wanted to make the attempt. Why would that bug me?

Grun

Bluesky is full of the dourest collection of spoilsport sourpusses I’ve ever seen. In its own way, that makes it sort of funny. Because you can’t tell if they’re doing some kind of bit. Then you realize they’re probably not…but it’s all so absurd maybe they are?

Anyway, they’re very Mrs. Grundy 24/7.

Harm Self

Nine Federally Funded Scientific Breakthroughs That Changed Everything.

Long term, by far the most moronic and clownish thing the Trump administration is doing is defunding scientific research. It’s just pure self-harm for absolutely zero tangible gain.

Why does science make so many conservatives so angry? I think it’s largely they just hate the idea that anyone is smarter than they are. Which means they hate a lot, lot of people.