Why do people make dogs their whole personality? People like that are just terrible. They make me cringe. I guess it’s a sign of the loneliness and alienation of our times, but damn those people are honestly fucking creepy.

This is correct. Always has been and always will be. Which is why so many people are completely and totally fucked forever.

All the people who do nothing while working from home are the same ones who do not a goddamn thing in the office as well. It’s just that there, they are better at hiding their lassitude by gladhanding, ass-kissing and faking being busy.

A lot of managers just crave a false sense of control. In my experience, a crap worker is a crap worker anywhere. The noisy extroverts, though, hide it better.

Ok, when I say “Send me an email,” I do not mean to put it in Slack. Slack is worthless to me. The search feature is useless and finding anything in there after a few days is impossible. Any vital info in Slack means it’ll never be unearthed again.

Slack is where information goes to die.

I am so fucking glad no one can ever make me go into an office again. I have a combination of skills and certs that maybe 0.0001% of my peers have to my level, and that means I can demand a lot of things. So I will and I do.

And my expenses are only about $800 per month. Can’t nobody make me do shit. I spent my life doing smart enough things to get to this point. Many, many people said I could not get here, yet here I am.

Bully for me!

People, people, “pore” and “pour” do not mean the same thing. You’re doing a poor job of using the English language and you should pore over some grammar books before pouring your thoughts out on the page.

It’s an odd idea that because some women get bothered sometimes in public by the worst 1% of serial-harassing men, that no one should talk to anyone in public ever.

We always seem to come up with the most dumbass and harmful solutions possible to problems that are in fact easily solvable.

Damn I hate that so much is in podcast and video format now. I don’t have time for all that. What a waste.

I think it also bothers people I that I am self-elevating, not self-deprecating. You’re just not supposed to do that. It’s seen as déclassé. As unkind. As being a bully (for some reason).

But doing things and being things I was not supposed to do or to be is how I escaped North Florida and I regret fucking nothing. Often, I was the only one elevating myself. For many, many years literally everyone else including my own goddamn family was telling me how much I sucked and how terrible I was.

And I won in life because I had a big ego, a strong sense of self, or whatever you choose to call it. I personally don’t give a single shit what it’s called, however. I lived because I persevered against very long odds through all of that absolute hell with that overlarge ego. And with a little help from my friends.

Most people are extremely bad at reading comprehension. This is exactly why I often say that only about 5% of people are actually literate. The rest can recognize and pronounce some words.

i’ve been a 23 year old girl and i can tell you it….

God, this is fucking moronic.

What heterosexual men want is the feeling of being desired for once in their lives. And to be appreciated just for existing as women are. FUCK. How is that not obvious? The average man receives zero compliments (maybe one a decade if he’s lucky), zero desire and zero attention, except perhaps to be told he’s creepy for even besmirching the universe with his mere presence.

Fucking Christ, this shit is so heinous and makes me (and many men) so angry. So many women are so little capable of any empathy toward men. It’s disturbing.

Today at work, people have promoted themselves from Major Clownery to Major General Clownery.

All y’all know I don’t really need to work anymore, right?