Realized today that I’d be counted as an “implausible character” on The Walking Dead because I’d be making puns and jokes in life or death situations, or while gravely injured, and I can hit targets at distance while both of us are moving without much problem.

So I’d seem like a pugnacious Pee Wee Herman with ridiculous marksmanship abilities.

Yeah, totally implausible.

But turns out I actually exist. Fancy that.