Four reasons to drink beer with your breakfast.

Turns out my mom was a foodie hipster.

Why, she could imbibe as many as 18 beers with her breakfast. No, in fact, the beers were her breakfast. Double-hipster, then.

My mom was leading food trends, pioneering culinary and libatory adventures, all the way back in the late 1980s.

Oh no, wait — she was just a North Florida drunk. Never mind.