The One Phrase Disney Theme Park Characters Aren't Allowed to Say — https://t.co/4WF0Tayx0b pic.twitter.com/gK8dCzvdOx

— Mental Floss (@mental_floss) March 30, 2018

I thought it was going to be, “I’m gonna shank you, motherfucker!”

It wasn’t. (By the way, this “article” is also a corporate PR effort.)