It’s simple: throw the style book out. If you hear a pause in your head, the comma goes in (see what I did there?). If you don’t you don’t. https://t.co/J4yM9rIAjs

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) October 13, 2021

Exactly. When I was still a photojournalist, someone attempted to do this to me. I wrote “NOPE” in red on the their edits and submitted the story as it was.