Does your Security team just dump vulnerabilities on you to fix asap?
They sure do. I hate that fucker! Always being such a hardass. Never just letting things slide, always hassling me about issues and vulnerabilities.
Oh wait…that fucker is me. I am the security team. I am not exaggerating, by the way.
La sécurité, c’est moi.
By the way, I scored 800/800 on the reading portion my SAT. Long ago.
And on the math portion I scored, “Are house cats supposed to sit for this test?” I think I knew how to do maybe one question on the math part and I’m pretty sure I got that one wrong too.
College English majors can’t read.
That is incredibly sad. Obviously true as well. The depressing part is that Bleak House is not a particularly challenging text. Of the ~20,000 books or so I’ve read in my life, I’d say it’s in the bottom 30% of difficulty. I do remember that work, though, as I enjoyed it; I read that one over the summer after eighth grade in a couple of days even though it was as mentioned in the piece around a thousand pages long.
The truth is most people are mostly illiterate, even the “smart” people. And smartphones/social media have made it so much worse.
This is why anyone who relocates for RTO is a chumpish numpty. As the comments point out many of those laid off today (1,500 people) just uprooted their entire lives to move to Arkansas and then were promptly out of a job in a nothing town.
Not a good deal. Resist RTO and definitely do not relocate as RTO is almost always just a disguised layoff scheme that they will follow up with actual layoffs.
Ain’t it funny how me being a “know it all” and “pedantic” led to nearly all of my successes in life? Glad I kept trying to know it all and nail things down tight intellectually.
It really paid off.
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