We can persuade the right to embrace lab grown meat if we can persuade the left to get offended by and ban ‘lab grown blue whale steaks’ and ‘lab grown tiger burgers’ pic.twitter.com/9vbKCR2kaK

— Louis Anslow (@LouisAnslow) July 9, 2025

That strategy actually might work because culture wars make people incurably stupid.

As for me, I’d like some lab-grown hoatzin burgers.