A great way to improve your mental health is to develop a pathological hatred of a public figure you've never met, and interpret everything they do as a direct and personal attack on you and your identity.
— wokeandwoofing (@wokeandwoofing) December 15, 2025
Agreed. Damn you, Saoirse Ronan, why must you be such a blight upon my existence. First, you have the gall to have a difficult-to-pronounce name just to spite me and my girlfriend. And then I know it was you who is digging up my garden. I just know it. You sneak in there at night in a raccoon suit. It doesn’t even fit right.
I’m certain you’re laying hexes and sending me coded message of pure maleficence in every TV interview. That’s why I watch every single one to make sure. There is no evil to which witch Saoirse will not stoop. Something must be done!