Recruiter called me today, trying to poach

I said, no, no you can’t encroach

But what kind of salary offer you gonna broach?

He said, What you makin’ now?

I said, That ain’t the game we play

Tell me how much

And I’ll tell you go or stay

He said it was beyond 90K — just a touch

But then he said it was just contractin’

So I told him we wouldn’t be transactin’

And so he went on his way