As I often say, Oh, bullshit.

I know exactly what having a child would be like, and it would be horrible.

It is a rational decision, contrary to this deeply stupid article dressed up nicely in academic language to conceal its inanity.

I hate hassles, and having a child is nothing but a hassle. I would do extremely poorly at every task to do with the little shit, and would hate it every minute. I have absolutely no paternal instinct at all and am not family-oriented in any way.

Also, since I hate or at least have strong animosity to most humans, why would I feel any differently about a random child, even if that child were mine?

Shit, I don’t have pets for a reason. Having a child would be like having a pet you can’t even legally get rid of easily.

This article is really no different than all the assclowns who’ve said to me over the years, “Oh, just wait, you’ll meet the right girl one day and then everything will change and you’ll both want kids so bad!”

Well, no. The “right girl” would get an abortion ASAP if she ever got pregnant, as she hates children more than I do (which is barely possible, but still true).

Just because most other people become blubbering fucknuts around children don’t mean all people do.