Not only is this whole damn thing stupid, but the grammar – the attempted use of medieval forms of English – could not be more wrong.

All of the faux-Medieval grammar is atrocious, but what the hell is up with number 4? “Thy” is always a possessive.

Also, “thou” at the time was used informally though unlearned idiots insist on using it formally today. “Ye” or “you” was the formal usage. “Thou” was reserved for friends or as an insult.

What’s weird is that sometimes, some anachronistic words are used correctly.

I know that it’s a terrible attempt to riff off the King James bible version of the 10 Commandments, but that does not excuse the atrocious grammar or the misogynist content.