I’ve blocked so many oversize headers, stupid non-ad banners and other items of the new “improved” web that I no longer know when a site is just broken because it’s only designed to work on mobile (despite the ~1 billion desktop web users around the world) or because of all the things I’ve blocked to avoid having my desktop experience resemble browsing on an underpowered phone.

If every web designer in the world disappeared tomorrow, it’d be a better place. As long as we could reverse all their garbage.

We have big, high-resolution screens again for what? So we can fit three — and sometimes no — words on a page?

I don’t want to go back to 1999. I just want all the morons causing this to go back there, and stay there, in some other alternate 1999 that has nothing to do with my timeline.