is this big dave's rules for the internet https://t.co/6VpwKpHEpX

— ghost wife (@eponawest) April 21, 2020

I see why liberals make everyone puke.

I don’t tweet, but if I did I’d ask myself:

• Is it funny?
• Do I fucking give a fuck? (No.)

Then I’d hit the “do tweet” button or whatever and await my cancellation.