The problem I have with Slack is that it’s a product “designed” for what MBAs like, rather than a product for what working people actually need.

It’s MBA-centric because it:

• Expects immediate response
• Requires excessive chattiness by its design
• Prioritizes “presence” over achievements
• Need chumminess to really work
• Is like having 30 or 40 email inboxes instead of just one
• Is about managing impressions rather than getting shit done

Fuck Slack.