‘A fowl of the law’: men sentenced for cooking chicken in Yellowstone hot spring.

You should only be chicken the place out; otherwise make like a poultry-geist, take the hen-t, and float away.

I’m glad they did pullum up on charges, though, because that stuff is a really gallus misuse of resources. I’ll never stop beakause I cannot. You just can’t put a capon my punning.