What To Do If You Don’t Have a Mannequin.

Reminds me of when I was in the army and was really fit. My girlfriend and I were staying in a hotel, and she had left her sundress on the bed to take a shower. As a joke, since we were about the same size, I put it on and waited for her to get out of the bathroom.

When she saw me, she said, “Oh no!”

I said, “Oh no? I thought you’d laugh.”

She said, “I would’ve, but you look better in it than I do!” Now, that wasn’t really true — she had more curves than legally allowed in many countries, but I did look really solid and muscular at the time and it did look pretty damn good on me.

Have to admit, sundresses are quite comfortable, especially compared to what most men wear.