people: lol why would anyone get a humanities degree

also people: ugh why does the CDC seem to struggle with articulating a synthesis of a handful of complex concepts

— Jake Anbinder (@JakeAnbinder) May 24, 2021

Ha. I’ve noticed this too.

Tech-bro STEM cheerleader: Everyone who is anyone will want to be tracked 24/7 and have my new “Yellow Sun” tracking emblem letting everyone know that I track them the best!

Humanities grad: Uh, I think I see a slight problem with this….

Tech-bro STEM cheerleader: LOL, you have a useless humanities degree. This is going to be such a huge concentration of success!