No one believes my husband is my husband. Is that because he’s younger and prettier than me?

Why worry about it? I’ve consistently been with women considered (and considerably) more attractive than I am, and I’ve gotten similar questions many times. I just let it flow. Here’s a few:

“Are you related? Is that your sister?”

Suggested response: “Yes, and we’re trying for a baby.”

“Uhhh…she’s with you?”

Suggested answer: “I know! I’m just doing her a favor!”

“How’d you swing that?”

Suggested response: “They don’t call me Big Mike for my height.”

Some of those only work for a man, but you get the idea. It throws people off and it makes them feel guilty for being so judgmental and nosy.